Reasons Why I Need To Get Gay Married (a running list):

1. I cannot remember if I like pinot noir or cab sav.

2. Same goes for salted or unsalted butter.

Booker's Is The Poor Man's Workers Comp

broke my toe tonight.
broke my fucking toe.
running a 5K next week (for breast cancer, no less!!!) and broke my fucking toe. at work tonight. on this door. fell right off the track and must weigh 40 pounds at least.

Soda Bread with Raisins

getting into baking these days...summer seems like an excellent time to heat my tiny kitchen up to 110 degrees.



also, steph and i went to the Heights last week. brunch is delicious, and should be eaten everywhere for every meal.

I Will Never Say The Word Procrastinate Again

currently listening to Dead, that They Might Be Giants song about a bag of groceries. turns out that lyric is actually
"i came back as a bag of groceries
accidentally taken off the shelf
before the date stamped on myself".

not "before the date stamped on my sack".

i feel like that probably explains a lot.

Get Excited?

Who got a friendly disease from a foreigner? La Chica de Rojo? The Amplifier?

This Kitten Has A Name

and her name is Mrs. Mia Wallace. but you can just call her Mia. or Friend, or Sigourney Weaver. it's cool...she doesn't respond to any of them.
however, she has gotten pretty good at responding to "No!".

i know, i know....pictures to come.

KITTEN TIMES!

pictures to come when she stops acting like she's too cool for school.
in the meantime:

• she's very small and enjoys fighting the kitchen rug, meowing, and running at top speeds.
• some ideas for names include: phoebe, cellar door, rascal, pancake, and roast beef catains. both natty boh and jameson have been ruled out by my panel of advisors, as has bullitt, steve mcqueen, tegan, and jude.

stay tuned.